That Bitch could dance!

      Noticed over 5110 , nice work people especially you weird o's in Europe, most of you freaks think this stuff is real, such EuroTrash.....Had the Hail adjuster out today he found 9 percent damage in 60 acres of Durum and that was all! Not even worth the paperwork, so I thru him off My Property....Columbia Grain said they would take our Pea crop so Matt and I Hauled 3232Bu of the finest Green Peas ever grown on the Laird Farm, very interesting indeed 85degrees so I was sweating like a Faggot eating a Corndog,  Enough of that sewer Humor, and when Shoveling the last off the floor of the Grainbin, it was like roller skating on Ballbearings. I haven't felt that out of control since my Junior Prom night when my Date Accused me of staring down her dress, when actually I was so drunk that I couldn't feel my feet. On telling her this she became furios so mad that I thought if she could have gotten out of that wheelchair she would slap me with her Collostomy Bag. OK that does it you are off the Blog until You Apologize.

I'm quite irritable today

      That's right On Pins and Needles tonight, they say a pretty good chance of thunderstorms tonight and tomorrow. Durum is still 5 days at least from cutting and spring wheat two weeks so not a damn thing I can do about it. My brother said the other day"How is it that Farmers are the most controlling People on Earth, But their not really in control of anything?"......Can't answer that one.And another thing our Deer are dieing , found a Doe and Fawn dead in the trees both fresh and both showed no signs of trauma. Called Fish and Game ,they came up and took samples of the Does Liver and Spleen, will check for a disease called E.H.G..  If it is this, we will lose 75 to 95 percent of our Deer.I am Quite irritable Tonight. Was down working the trees this afternoon and saw numerous Covies of Huns and also Chinese Pheasants, one bunch of Pheasants were maybe a week old 5 inches tall and another were all but full grown, they say a Hen will raise two families a year, sounds like my PotHead neighbor in Missoula if he could figure out a way to Knock Up his loser wife twice a year they would, for the Welfare payments, I am quite Irratable tonight.....On a lighter note, your faithful reporter played in a golf tourney this past weekend, a scramble. For those of you who do not know what that means , You play with three friends and take the best shot of the bunch and play on , we won due mostly to me, at least my handicap, the name comes from the fact that you drink alcoholic beverages for 4 hours and Scramble to find Car and dignity when it is over....You know there is so much shit out there that I could Blog about like who is a bigger douchbag? AROD,   Weiner, Spitzer, or the Mayor of San Diego one Mr. Bob Filner?..You know I don't have it in me ,it's just that I'm quite Irritable tonight.....And  now my Bowels are in an uproar!!!!

views from Iowa

     My two co-pilots were traveling with me for a few days, very busy indeed. Put in 3 acres or more of corn on a bit of a dare as you can see quite successful. just starting to tassle , hope to keep the critters out of them.. Most farmers try to keep the Racoons and such out of their corn as you can see I have Creepy Old Men wandering about. If I ever catch that old Bastard  We'll hang him on a post as a scarecrow.  Cut the Peas yesterday went poorly as expected the ground was covered with them from the storm last week, but did get close to 10 bushels to the acre. "We hope for better things".  Recieved another .50 of rain this morning, looks threatening as I speak. I'm speaking of Rita, she is waving a Butcher Knife and looking threatening. Better go, Durum is turning , looks like Aug. 15 to 20 before ready to cut. .....No Rita No I haven't been sexting Mr. Weiner.........No Rita NOOOOOOOO...........