I hate Valentines Day

     That 's right Mr Hallmark I despise your day. Why you inquisitive little urchins ask? Well it started when Blackjack moved from Joplin School to Chester during my 4th grade.  It was traumatic for sure , you see I started my Academic Journey in a one room School House Known as Tingdall School surrounded by my brothers as well as many other future MENSA members such as Barney, Toad, Fusk, just to name a few. Just half way thru my first grade the school was abruptly shut down something to do with a science project involving Susie and Mike ,lets just say the Chemistry was all wrong if you know what I mean. Actually our teacher had Polio and the Iron Lung was interfering with Art class. I digress, when This cute little boy showed up in Chester with his Jetsons Lunch box and Bennie and Cecil hat little did he know that awaiting him was a bunch of Vipers.  Trained Assasins just waiting for some tender meat, ME, most of the girls liked me at first  not just for my looks  but for my lunches they were killer. But alas within weeks the club started, The "I Hate John Club" That's right folks not a big deal, shit your average 10 year old deals with .EVERY kid in class around 40, joined the club.........except one, My friend Kent Matkin, who remains my friend to this day. Once after school I said to him, thanks for not getting in the club Kent,  I will never forget his response. " I"m just not much of a joiner"..........It was good enough for me. In the future I will tell you how thru some master Jedi shit I was able to turn the whole school into my Bitches...PS most of the names haven't been changed .   What does this have to do with Valentines Day Hell if I know this whole blog  changed when I started writing. It isn't easy being me.