Are you trustworthy?

 We all have people whom we don't trust ,and for good reasons right? Well here are a few of them, My Uncle Bob always said" Never trust a man with no Vices"......Or as Obama was overheard saying recently "Never trust a man who can't Bang with Shaq".....What the Hell?...Coincidently Fred Willard  and Peewee Herman both said "Never trust  or shake hands with a man leaving a xxx rated theatre"......Arnold Schwartzenegger was boasting, ok let's try this one with our best Austrian accent, "Never trust a man who can't bench press 500 pounds while simultaneously impregnating Your Nanny"......Dan Quayle famously stated "Never trust any man who can spell Potato or Catsup correctly"....One of my favorites was my beloved Mother in Law, Clara Lipp's always maintained "You can never trust anyone who after butchering 100 chickens by noon , couldn't eat chicken for lunch".....As for me I say "Never trust a man who doesn't wear a belt"....and " Never trust anyone over 13 who wears a sports jersey with a name on the back, and especially have distaste for said fan who tucks the shirt in"....For Gods sake "Trust no one who knows the words to any Barry Manilow song"..... Ok Grandkids gather up close to your computer Bop is gonna give you a good one ..."Never trust anyone who tells you to Act Your Age"