Put my ass over the top , Please

 The tally of viewers sits at around 4200, that means with your help in telling your friends about your old buddy Blackjack, we could be over 5000 soon. Do you realize what that means? Simply put, it means that I am a success, for the first time in my life I can say I AM GOOD AT SOMETHING.... Recently it has come to my attention that a certain Seminarian has been following this drivel and finds it mildly amusing, there will be a time when I will need some help from above, I will call.  Last night at 10:00 p.m. A tropical storm hit the farm, named Angus, winds to 65 mph. And Rain like it was the end of the world, or as I would have said in my Cowboy days "like a cow pissing on a flat rock". I' m sorry if that offends you. Get over it. Around 200 acres of fine durum and spring wheat was beat to Hell by Hail. A little dramatic , actually 25 to 35 percent damage is my guess. Could have been a lot worse. Remember the pictures of the Peas? Well today they don't look so Good. Mayhem Tore thru the Pea patch creating a picture of complete Disaster. What the Hell has come over me? Maybe I should write a sexed up "sweet Savage Love" type Novel? "She looked longly  into his eyes knowing full well what the next few minutes would mean to both of their lives, when Lust grabs you by the Loins you can't resist!  ......Wow bet you didn't see that coming.....Back on the farm, after all the drama the rain will do a lot of good for this crop and especially for seeding winter wheat in the next month or so. ..Aaron  if you could put in a word, it would be "To Hell with Hail" ...Remember 800 views is all I ask,  Get some rest!

Looks like a good Deer Year

A little bit of nothing

     Sports Illustratd is putting out an Edition to show the human body in it's purest form. They contacted me last week and asked about shooting me in the Nude. My response was Airbrushing wouldn't  suffice, they would need a Mop. So they next asked 77 year old Gary Player, the great Golfer, he accepted and I must say He looks Good, and I say that in a completely Heterosexual  way He's way too short for me.      Why is it the Gays are rioting to get married  and the average straight couple don't give a Growler. The only couples having babies in Montana seem to be the Hutterites,  and that Gene Pool is running on empty.       Rita has her hair burned by a Gal who has been living with this dude for two years, with the assumption that wedding bells are about to ring, she has tried everything from ultimatums to leaving him to abstaining from doing the nasty. Her latest ploy is classic Hi-Line Shit.  She confronted him with this......"Ok Babe if you won't marry me than you have to pay for my Boob Reduction"....His response "You'll get both" .........Good Stuff.  All good on the Farm have missed out on the Hail Storms So Far, Crops look as good as they can, too early to count chickens ....The Obama administration recently adopted a change in a Foreign Aid Program . The old program would ship Grains to third World Countries as a gift to feed  their malnutritioned people ,this program has been around for decades. Barry has changed it so now we send them Cash so they can buy the wheat from our competitors. OK let's see now ,surely there will be NO Graft in distribution of Cash, and We have SO Much Cash to give away now don't we. With a little encouragement  I your Humble Blogger would start a Third Political Party, not sure of the name , but have a slogan, it is actually the Laird slogan from Scotland "We hope for better things "......Followed by "Don't touch that Haggus you don't know where it has been"...Good Night.