Put my ass over the top , Please

 The tally of viewers sits at around 4200, that means with your help in telling your friends about your old buddy Blackjack, we could be over 5000 soon. Do you realize what that means? Simply put, it means that I am a success, for the first time in my life I can say I AM GOOD AT SOMETHING.... Recently it has come to my attention that a certain Seminarian has been following this drivel and finds it mildly amusing, there will be a time when I will need some help from above, I will call.  Last night at 10:00 p.m. A tropical storm hit the farm, named Angus, winds to 65 mph. And Rain like it was the end of the world, or as I would have said in my Cowboy days "like a cow pissing on a flat rock". I' m sorry if that offends you. Get over it. Around 200 acres of fine durum and spring wheat was beat to Hell by Hail. A little dramatic , actually 25 to 35 percent damage is my guess. Could have been a lot worse. Remember the pictures of the Peas? Well today they don't look so Good. Mayhem Tore thru the Pea patch creating a picture of complete Disaster. What the Hell has come over me? Maybe I should write a sexed up "sweet Savage Love" type Novel? "She looked longly  into his eyes knowing full well what the next few minutes would mean to both of their lives, when Lust grabs you by the Loins you can't resist!  ......Wow bet you didn't see that coming.....Back on the farm, after all the drama the rain will do a lot of good for this crop and especially for seeding winter wheat in the next month or so. ..Aaron  if you could put in a word, it would be "To Hell with Hail" ...Remember 800 views is all I ask,  Get some rest!