Friday, December 19, 2014

Well pluck my eyebrows, Spank my Ass and call me Herbie!!!

       These facts are almost unbelievable but Believe it! Bud Selig is retiring from being the Commisioner of Major League Baseball, a job he has held for some 20 years. Most baseball fans would say he has done an average job, dealing with the Steroid era and all. His salary for those years totaled $200,000,000.00, that is Two Hundred Million  for those of you who went to high school on the High-Line. And now that he can relax and forget about that Bastard Alex Rodriguez, his Pension is $6,000,000.00 PER YEAR for life!!!!!!!! Ok now the NFL , they are a little more responsible right!   Commisioner Goodell's salary will be $40,000,000.00 next YEAR! And if that isn't enough,  pause for effect, "....................did You Know that said "NFL" is EXEMPT fron any taxation under Section501(c)6 of the Internal Revenue Code.........you can't spell exempt without TEEM......My personal thought.....Put Obama and Kim Jong-Un naked on a Ice Rink Oil them up, A fight to the DEATH.  Give Sony the exclusive rights for the Filming!         I love the Title for this extraordinary Blog don't You?

Sunday, December 14, 2014

just a few photos from creek  bunnies and notice yhe wound on bucks back from fighting, and little buck lost a horn fighting. Even the does are putting up their dukes.  Pheasant season is over my count is 25 roosters taken by hunters that we know of ,still some breeding stock running around so looks good for nexr year.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Come on Bill

    Recently it has come to light that Bill Cosby has been a Bad Boy. Through the years he would drug young ladies than do bad things to them, ALLEGEDLY. I , being a big fan, especially since he was one of just a few Blacks who called a Spade a Spade, forgive the political in correctness . Actually saying for all to hear that " Personal Responsibility" is what  all people no matter what color, need more of. I was willing to give him the benefit of doubt, till the report came out that all victims said the last words they remembered as they were losing consciousness were " HEY HEY HEY HERE COMES FAT ALBERT". Case closed! What the Hell this is Proffessor Huxtable, next thing you will tell me is Mike Brady the dad of all the "Brady Bunch" was GAY! ..........Wait a minute!.......Obama has done it again, the Dumb Ass, he has nominated two new Ambassadors, first is Noah Mamet, our new Ambassador to Argentina. Forget that he has never been to Argentina, couldn't find it on a map, CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH, oh hell He'll do fine. I can imagine the first cabinet meeting when an assistant to the Government says to him "Dos Amigo burrito gargantua chiiiwawa todurabieno free ka bongo taco Grande baboona !" Which is loosely translated " Sir we hate you and will look for an opportunity to assassinate you everyday, and your face looks like the Ass of a Baboon!"    Next up is one Colleen Bell, Our next Attaché to Hungary. In her hearing in front of the Congress , when asked what she would do for the relationship between our countries, she boldly stated" I will see that all the children in Hungrey will be fed on a daily basis with food from America" .....Senator McCain politely pointed out "It is HUNGARY Miss Bell".. ....Her claim to fame is she was a Producer of the hit tv program "The Bold and the Beautiful".  That will be handy when in Her first Commitee meeting she will be asked by the Hungary  Official"What exactly do you bring to the table Miss Bell?" She will turn to a screen and show clips from her Show, and the when asked " Why do Americans  have such unnatural smiles and huge breasts?" She will say " Yes you see I will be bringing Plastic Surgery here for all peoples of Your great Country" ......The portly woman in the corner with droopy eye lids and a turkey neck sheepishly grins... Isn't America Great . .......