Recently it has come to light that Bill Cosby has been a Bad Boy. Through the years he would drug young ladies than do bad things to them, ALLEGEDLY. I , being a big fan, especially since he was one of just a few Blacks who called a Spade a Spade, forgive the political in correctness . Actually saying for all to hear that " Personal Responsibility" is what all people no matter what color, need more of. I was willing to give him the benefit of doubt, till the report came out that all victims said the last words they remembered as they were losing consciousness were " HEY HEY HEY HERE COMES FAT ALBERT". Case closed! What the Hell this is Proffessor Huxtable, next thing you will tell me is Mike Brady the dad of all the "Brady Bunch" was GAY! ..........Wait a minute!.......Obama has done it again, the Dumb Ass, he has nominated two new Ambassadors, first is Noah Mamet, our new Ambassador to Argentina. Forget that he has never been to Argentina, couldn't find it on a map, CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH, oh hell He'll do fine. I can imagine the first cabinet meeting when an assistant to the Government says to him "Dos Amigo burrito gargantua chiiiwawa todurabieno free ka bongo taco Grande baboona !" Which is loosely translated " Sir we hate you and will look for an opportunity to assassinate you everyday, and your face looks like the Ass of a Baboon!" Next up is one Colleen Bell, Our next Attaché to Hungary. In her hearing in front of the Congress , when asked what she would do for the relationship between our countries, she boldly stated" I will see that all the children in Hungrey will be fed on a daily basis with food from America" .....Senator McCain politely pointed out "It is HUNGARY Miss Bell".. ....Her claim to fame is she was a Producer of the hit tv program "The Bold and the Beautiful". That will be handy when in Her first Commitee meeting she will be asked by the Hungary Official"What exactly do you bring to the table Miss Bell?" She will turn to a screen and show clips from her Show, and the when asked " Why do Americans have such unnatural smiles and huge breasts?" She will say " Yes you see I will be bringing Plastic Surgery here for all peoples of Your great Country" ......The portly woman in the corner with droopy eye lids and a turkey neck sheepishly grins... Isn't America Great . .......
Hall of Fame blog entry. I nearly spit out some of my O'Douls
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