Times Up

  Ok let's see how you did.   1. Buck Owens and Roy Clark  Dead and Alive, Buck went to that Honky Tonkin in the sky in 2006, leaving Roy Clark to be just Picking with no Grinning, Roy lives in  grandeur with beautiful women surrounding him at all times, although he struggles to Finnish his hit  song "Yesterday when I was Young".     2. Ron Marlenee our state Representative  1977-1993, I'm glad to report is alive and well ranching in Scobey Montana , he will be seen in the barn every day Boviating to his Bovine.  3.Barbara Eden, I loved this chick, Alive and still a fox at 84 , many the young man who rubbed his magic lamp and she showed up, that ain't right!   4. Nate Archibald The 6 foot 150 pound one, was a six time all- star, NBA champion in 1981, and the pride of the Bronx New York, somewhere right now he is schooling some wannabe kid on the blacktop, Alive! And still a Killer.   5. Manuel Noriega  military dictator of Panama 1983-1989.  Had a good thing going till 1989 when my man Reagan sent troops down there to get him. Brought his ass up here tried and convicted him for running drugs,  put him in prison ,there is a little uncertantity as to his demise but I believe he is still with us. His nickname is "Pinneaple Face"  6. Jim Nabors, you might remember him as Gomer Pyle in the 1970 sitcom, that portrayed him as a Goofball Marine who went around saying things like "Gaaaaaaaly". Assanine would be to kind . He would go from that character to his musical career , Sing like a God , the boy. He is as Gay as a Goose and living the life of a wealthy Sex Toy.  7 Boy George  I can't even explain what or who he is, But he is still alive,  He did go thru a reformation though, his Buddhism faith has told him to delve deeply into the world of Male Enhancements and now goes by Man George.  8. Little Richard, Ok  this Dude is still alive, some call him the Architect of Rock and Role, by some I mean Himself! His biggest hit should tell it all " Tuuti Fruity"  recently there was quite a scare, he and his partner were enjoying there daily sauna in a Turkish Bath when their usual game of Chinese Finger trap, and they weren't using their Fingers if you know what I mean!! Went horribly wrong and they had to use a butter knife to free them both, As they lay there bleeding to death in each other's arms, the janitor showed up just in time to resuscitate them. He is less a man but still alive!  9 Donald Rumsfeld.   Served as Secretary of Defense  under President Ford 1975-1977. And again under Bush 2001-2006,  Still alive  and still ready to kick some Ass, Right or Wrong on Iraq , He will go down in History as One BadAss, I think his life story would be worthy of a Clint Eastwood movie!    So there you have it ,another in along history of nonsensical BS.