Christmas humor

Merry Christmas one and all!    Two guys at a Bar ,one says I to the other. " Did you know Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" the other guy says "Damn, I just joined the Rotary Club!"............A man walks into a Bar with a mountain Lion on a leash says to the Bartender "Do you serve Politicians here?"  Barkeep says " Sure we do , there is President Obama right over there" Man says "Great I'll have a Scotch and my friend will Have Obama"..................A Scotsman and an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a Boston Bar reminiscing about home.    "Back in Aberdeen" brags the Scotsman. " Fer every 4 Pints of Stout  I order, they give me one Fer free ".    " In me Pub in London" says the Englishman , " I pay Fer two pints o' Guiness and they give me a third one Fer Free ".    "Dats nothing" says the Irishman " In my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give you your first Pint free, and your second one for free , and your third one is free too, and when your done they take you upstairs and you have SEX for free!"    "Is dat true ?" Asks the Scot,   " Has that happened to you?"   " Well no" says the Irishman " But it happens to me Sister all the time!".........There I made you smile , Happy new Year