Alice which way did the Rabbit go???

                 So we left the farm early, around 6:30 it was 10 below when I coaxed the car out of our driveway. To be honest I was anxious to get to Great Falls, there I would find One Dr. Bruggeman prepared to remove a painful and infected Root residing in my Molar. Mr. Root had outstayed his welcome, in fact if the Fine Dr. had offered to take out the tooth I would have given my blessing.  The procedure began like most , with a calming pleasant visit with the assistant, explaining the way things would go. Then the Legendary Dr. B sat down with all the confidence of a Superhero, "Hello Blackjack we are going to get to the bottom of your problem and fix it!"....."Damn straight Doc, lets do this thing!"...after high Fives all around ,he started in with the Anesthisia, one shot after another, and another . Slowly ever so slowly I noticed that the Doc B. had slipped into a superman outfit cape and all , and the pleasant assistant was now a rather frightening cross between Rosie O'donnel and Hillary Clinton. I must have been sweating by now because she said in a voice like Barry White "Are you doing alright Blackjack, baby?" When one is Hallucinating one can have difficulty knowing he is..  One by one He drilled the Roots out and packed them with silly puddy or something, all the while he was mumbling something about Lex Luther, and finishing his Trilogy.All was done in an hour and a half, paid him a kings ransom, and with assurances that I would indeed fall off the Magic Mushroom before to long , my faithful companion St Rita saddled up Buddy and we rode off for home....As we sat eating our bowls of Porridge and watching the "Battle of the Decades" on Jeopardy , imagine our amazement at my ability to answer EVERY answer in the first round right. Rita was making out the Mensa application when alas the drugs started to wear off and by the final Jeopardy question, Me couldn't even read the question....Now that was one Hell of a day..How was yours?????