I love me some peanut butter

   After turning to my lovely and saying "we are dangerously low on Peanut Butter"   I suddenly realized  Peanut Butter is the perfect Food. personally I love to add butter to my Peanut Butter sandwiches as most of you surely do. As you well know it can be used to take gum out of Hair, makes a great car wax, the absolute best bait for a mouse trap. Also Hitler was known to spread generous amounts of Chunky Peanut Butter between his Butt Cheeks, thinking it kept evil spirits away, that Adolfo he so crazy. The origin of the great Butter is up for debate some say the Cajuns invented it as a way to improve the speaking of illiterate children,  others believe it dates back to the 17 th century and was actually a widely used contraceptive . HMMMMMMM.  Well hope you enjoyed this. Now where are my Salteen Crackers.