Austin Powers is a 5 star general?

It has taken me a couple of days to get my mind around General Petreaus and this man woman rolling around under a desk like a couple of ferrets in heat. Now another General has been caught emailing some over the hill groupie 3000 letters  are you kidding me. What the hell are these fighting men being taught in say West Point, besides that absolute power corrupts absolutely.  Sounds like an honorable leader in the militaty is "Harder to find than teats on a mule".  A Kinky Friedman phrase, actually if you look for teats on a mule they   are    oh forget it. Speaking of the honorable Texan Friedman , there is a fellow from Las Vegas by the name of Penn Jillette, whohas for the time  being moved pat Hunter S.  I don't agree with most anything he believes in, but damn it he's compelling. Just wrote a book of essays that are supposd to be comical I  will be the judge of that. My ongoing saga of Me vs Pothead neighbor has taken another twist, my new BFF Jeremy Moran the builder who remodeled our home in Missoula has came up with a plan to appease the inspectors  at the Courthouse, I won't bore you with details but my treehouse WILL be legal soon.  Then I will be gathering up a posse to tar and feather one Chris miller alias pothead. I do have a little homework for you, listen to, in no certain order " Sugar Pie Honey Bunch" by The Temptations 1965,  and "Build me up Buttercup" The Foundations 1969,   then "Green River" Creedance Clearwater Revival" 1969    then after you sit down from grooving ,  tell me why in the Hell we can't  make music like that today!